inseamslemurs:

The year is 23 Million A.D. The sun has cooled, life on Earth long ago ended. Disney is still building the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train.

dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

naomster:

unashamedradiance:

When I’m almost done reading a good book.

WHY DOES THAT ELEPHANT REMIND ME OF JOHN GREEN SO MUCH

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

(Source: katebishopss)

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

Day #113 and #114!

1. was able to sleep in a little bit

2. got a lot of work done on my thesis!

3. pit bonding at ETS, and a lot of our musical numbers are starting to sound really good :)

1. 1st day of spring break! which meant I really did sleep in and let me tell you it was amazing

2. gorgeous weather and time to go for a walk

3. had time to go shopping and found a dress to wear for the show next week. Omigod you guys I can’t wait!!!

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: ranells)

nevillles:

get to know me meme1/5 favorite female characters: ELLE WOODS 

"If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm, I’m going to need a boyfriend who’s not such a bonehead."